I wasn't thinking when I did this...

2006-05-09T02:13:00.000-07:00

I forgot what I wanted to right.

2006-05-09T02:08:00.000-07:00

I feel like I've been working like a dog.EVERYDAY WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK.I also really hate spam.If you can tell me a way how to screw the creater or to mangle him I'd pay you for it.And do pardon my name.Its a emo thing.If you have a problem with it you're stupid.Cause you're here to read MY blog.If not please go away

*Its been a hard day's night and I've been working like a dog.ahhahahahahahahaaaa

2006-05-09T02:06:00.000-07:00

Right.Its been a while since I've updated.Well been busy.Don't know what to say.Well I hate the tests.I hate the tests I hate the tests.
What do you want me to say.Recent state about students not wanting to come home from UK.Well it seems normal.Pay there is good,weather there is good.Well I do love my country.But I stayed in UK for a while.I really liked it.

2006-03-19T01:02:00.000-08:00

Its Time For Another Guide.
Ten ways to drive like a total idiot:

1)When you are driving in a convoy,consistantly try to brake at every possible moment.
2)When there is an emergency vehicle attempting to past show your thanks by stopping in front of it and wave.
3)Drive with your kneecaps.
4)Use your steering wheel as a drumset.
5)Encourage your children to play with the steering wheel.
6)Do 120k.m.h while driving in a 120m.ph zone.
7)I couldn't finish the rest so you'll just have to do.

2006-03-19T00:54:00.000-08:00

The many reasons why you should leave a comment:

1)This blog isn't free.
2)You came here so you have an obligation to leave a comment.
3)I said so...

2006-03-16T18:52:00.000-08:00

Why Do People WOnder Why I am So Confrontational?

Just the other day I had a 'conversation' with a friend.

Friend:Hey what if someone slaps you on your right cheek?Do you think he should slap your right?
Me:Well I would just give him a punch on his stupid face and kick his head in.
Friend:Gee, in that case you sure are a real jerk.Don't you believe in peace?
Me:I don't understand the question...

2006-03-16T07:07:00.000-08:00

This blog will not have any pics. until I figure out how to get them...

2006-03-16T06:56:00.000-08:00

How To Piss Someone Off In Ten Ways Withtout Thinking.

I compiled a list of ways to ensure your sucess in annoying people(Disclaimer:All of these ideas might result in injury on anyones part.So please do not come after me if u get hurt.)

1.When someone is talking to you.Let him go on but do not make eye contact.After about 2 minutes just walk off.
2.When you are required to be punctual for an important event 'conviniently' come late and attack the doorman if he bars your way.
3.Lie about how great you are when you are actually the loser that you are.
4.Don't read this blog.It annoys everyone.
5.In a gunfight make yourself and easy target so if you get shot,the chances are your mates will die with you.
6.When you are in your car and your favourite song comes on,show the world by tapping the steering wheel with your fingers and steer with your knees.
7.Ask people what is their 'real' age.Eventhough they are not lying.
8.Consistantly accuse people of being dishonest.
9.Blast Deftones or My Chemical Romance,at 3.00a.m.
10.I forgot...

2006-03-16T06:41:00.000-08:00

I'm just starting out to blog.I made this blog out of sheer boredom.Great I can't even figure out how to create a title for this thing.Some things are just meant to piss you off.I don't even know how to operate a computer...